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Yer Ol Pal Steve
Grand Poobah
He is a famous sea detective known for bathroom graffiti. Yer Ol Pal Steve is noted for being able to shove 5 grapes up his ass without popping them. The back seat of his car is currently filled with 8 gallon-sized Zip-loc bags of sweaty spaghetti.
Hot Hands Megan
Your Mom
Hot Hands Megan is from parts unknown and was raised on chickpeas and uncrustables. She just recently learned how to use the internet, and is dying inside because of it. Think 5th element, but not. She can wear 23 t-shirts and still touch her toes.
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